" space heater "

 [ "space heater" ]

1:  (noun) an electrical device that is used to heat one's home. Could also be pawned, along with a bike, by a drunk Indian named Jonas so that he is able to pay his friend the 50 dollars that he owes him.

  * e.g.,  ... Jonas: (in drunken slur) I’ll need you to spot me like 50, we go out. I’m going to pawn a couple space heaters and a bike tomorrow… so I’ll pay you back. 

 [ "space heater" ]

1: A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?" 

 [ "space heater" ]

2: *Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

 [ "space heater" ]

3: **Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.

 [ "space heater" ]

1: Another name for a woman's vagina

  * e.g.,  ... "Back off dude! I know all you want is to git up in my space heater and I ain't having it!" 

 [ "Space heatered" ]

1: Verb.

  * e.g.,  ... She should have been space heatered a lot worse than she was. He was taking it easy on her. 

 [ "Space heatered" ]

2: To be beaten with a space heater.

 [ "Space Heater" ]

1: An electrical device that basically gives off heat. Mechanical fire. Invaluable in the Mid-West and North. Out of stock 24/7 at Home Depot. Highly addictive once you sit down next to it. The reason I get out of bed from November to January.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn it, my space heater broke again. 

 [ "Space Heater" ]

1: n. An obese man or woman

  * e.g.,  ... "Man I gotta go outside, space heater over here has this room at sweltering temperature." 

 [ "Space Heater" ]

2: Referring to how an incredibly fat and sweaty person can instantly turn any room into a sauna with their overwhelming blubbery body heat

 [ "Harlem space heater" ]

1: A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite. 

 [ "Fuckable space heater" ]

1: That bigger bitty you get from November to February.

  * e.g.,  ... I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber. 

 [ "Personal Space-Heater" ]

1: The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"